Television News

Television news has gone to the dogs.

"Television news in Los Angeles, has hit an all time low. The producers know you want to be seduced, so they showcase their best team to get the scores up. For your viewing pleasure, are sexy starlet wannabes softly lit in backless skintight party dresses who stand and look directly into the camera. They lower the bar and pour absinthe shots into our open mouths while their silicone dangles and their collagened and botoxed faces serve death and debauchery with a joker smile. This Caligulan oration is somehow disguised as news."

~Alexys Fairfield

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